Sunday, October 4, 2009

Belly Button

Dear Belly Button,

It's me, Megan. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I've really never thought that much about you over the past 27 years. You've been a nice belly button, not too big, not too small, not too inny, not too outty. I haven't been such a good owner though. I've pierced you, I've tanned you, and I haven't given you the attention you deserve. Well belly button, now that I'm seeing parts of you that I've never seen before I'm going to be a better owner. I promise to clean you everyday, moisturize you, and even give you some perfume at times! Also belly button, can you please promise to going back to being an inny after all this is over? Thanks :)



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