Following bath tonight
Nolen was running around commando
as I got Hudson in his PJ's.
His little hand wanders
"down there."
N: What's this Mommy?
M: Ugh, is there something on it...
N: No, what's this mommy? (pointing to his manhood)
M: That's your peepee buddy, you p*nis
N: Whats this mommy (pointing to the other part)
M: (Oh dear lord, where is daddy when you need him)
Those are your balls buddy.
N: *high pitched screaming cry*
I DON'T WANT BALLS, I DON'T WANT BALLS MOMMY
Alrighty then.